Hysteria

3 days until the finals, I am still lazing around, taking my own sweet time.

However, this is unlike other times, where I could have easily found some reasons not to do well.

This time, I shall show narcissistic people that the battle does not end here.

It is do or die.

Recent Discoveries

I recently discovered something about Nilai. The authorities seem to start work on about 6pm. I have two evidence for supporting this.

First day. When we were walking to the shops outside, we noticed that fogging was done somewhere near the first few shops. Hence, we decided to go to the last shop for dinner. Just as we thought we had avoided having dinner at a place full of insecticide, the health ministry van drove by. And they started fogging the next shop after 5 minutes. Mind you, that was a time people had their dinner. Can't they find a better time? I'm sure nobody wants to have their dinner in the midst of insecticide. Sadly, our plight was not noticed. All that I thought about at that instant was to finish my food and get the hell out of there. As a result, I swallowed everything and nearly had ingestion. The act of fogging to get rid of mosquitoes is noble, but when it interferes with other people's health, it is certainly not. Imagine eating noodles mixed with insecticide.

Second day. Now, this is interesting. It's so interesting that I have to find time to blog about this though I'm busy like hell. We thought we could have some peaceful dinner today, so we complied to Su Jia's request that we have dinner in the middle shop because of its 'ambiance'. Halfway through the meal, the city council people came to confiscate the tables and chairs in the middle of the road in throngs. They even had 2 big lorries blocking the entrance to the road. There goes my peaceful dinner. The shop owners came to tell us to continue eating, so that they cannot remove the tables that we were occupying. It was certainly a sight. Almost like a live TV show. Now, what surprises me the most is that those people were working overtime! Incredible! Working overtime to remove tables!

I just love Nilai.

I Love Lim Ho Peng

I was enveloped in a sense of euphoria the whole day. The first time in college, I can't wait to fly off to class. Well, this is certainly a meaningful day. 14 people wearing the same shirts with alphabets isn't a sight that u see every day. The big day is Dr. Lim's last class. Well, I think we certainly managed to make other classes jealous. At an event as important as this, photographs are a must.



Besides the shirt plan, which nearly blew up when Dr. Lim saw us at the stairs, we also submitted our assignments in advance. That should have caught him off guard.



The last event was the performance for Auld Lang Syne, directed by Kia Haow. The whole farewell was meaningful, but sadly we did not make Dr. Lim cry.

Sadly, I am too lazy to post pictures due to the heavy workload. I might edit this later. In the meantime, those who are interested please go here.

Little Jyo tagged me

1. What is the relationship of you and her/him?
Friend

2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?
Patriotic Kuantanese, able to laugh for hours, can laugh at the slightest "provocation", great in badminton, sociable.

3. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
Buying Fuji apples back. I can still remember the smell!

4. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
Wahahaha....

5. If she/he become your lover, you will..
Make sure everyone in this world is blind.

6. If she/he become your enemy, you will..
Hard to imagine...since she is so lovable...

7.If she/he become your lover, he has to improve on..
Convincing this country to make same sex marriage legal...haha.

8. If she/he become your enemy, the reason is..
She betrays me or start arguing with me about who getting A++

9. The most desirable thing to do on her/him is?
Walking up to her and say: "Wahahaha..."

10. The overall impression of her/him is..
Excels at everything, best at imitating.

11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
Hmm...Quiet sometimes, erratic sometimes?

12. The character of you for yourself is?
I do not like to introspect.

13. What do you hate about yourself?
Cannot resist temptations.

14. The most ideal person that you want to be is?
Haha...Professor Dr Lim Ho Peng(Phd. UCLA)

15. For the people who care about you and like you, say something to them.
I value the friendships.
1. Jiamin
2. Fatt Chi
3. Justin
4. Karyn
5. Chun Hee
6. Kok Keong
7. Jit Choon
8. Tee Jin
9. Khye Theng
10.Su Jia

Who is no.2 having a relationship with?
I'd better not answer this lest anyone start crapping.

No.3 a male or a female?
Male, though seeing him declare himself as female should be interesting.

If no.7 and no.10 were together, would it be a good thing?
Oooo...Absolutely!

How about no.5 and 8?
OMG...That would surely be heartbreaking.

What is no.1 studying about?
A Levels

Is no.4 single?
Not too sure

Say something about no.6.
Erm...the tallest guy in class?

Time flies like an arrow

Psychology test is approaching. I have to study. I don't understand. I hate that smelly book. It makes me have runny nose. I feel like going to sleep...wait, something caught my eye.

"There were all sorts of weird insects in this place-space flies, gravity flies, and time flies. They all eat wood, but each fly likes a different kind. Space flies like to eat a desk. Most gravity flies like chairs. Time flies like an arrow."

Though I really do not understand what the author wanted to imply through this example, it was funny. Well, the main idea would be we can treat expressions which have multiple meanings...or something like that.

A friend is flying off to Russia in 5 days, I'm going to miss her. 6 years, that's a very long time. I wonder what would she look like after 6 years in Russia. Sadly, I don't have the chance to meet her before she leaves.

Well, that's life. I'm still stuck here, not knowing what my future holds. I'm pretty certain of the outcome of my psychology test though.

Laughter...the best medicine

因为我真正地缺乏锻炼和发布从各种各样的考试加强的重音，我们决定获得一些乐趣。 我在晚上实际上计划演奏飞碟，但人哀伤地想学习。 叹气…他们非常已经学习，他们可以通过告假给我一些安慰？
如此，补尝我的损失，我们为飞碟真正地出去了在晚上。 幸运地，我们有霓虹神，并且被尊敬的月亮女神到帮助照亮了街道。 什么都起初真正地没有发生，只有卫兵走向警告我们关于撞汽车。 其次，当我们开始演奏，我们注意了一件可怕的事。 在我们投下了飞碟时候，它抓了反对路。 在几投掷，盘被切断了之后，由于我们平庸的技巧捉住。 即然我们心爱是这样状态，我们决定买另一个为我们自己和投掷盘回到我亲爱的兄弟。 他确定地会是愤怒的。 Hahahahaha….

The following is an encrpted code devised on 13 September. We are currently testing the effectiveness of the code. Hence, anyone who manage to break the code please inform me, so that we can make some improvements to it. We sincerely thank all of you for your cooperation.

Attention! Conversation of the year!

Recently, an unknown senior added me, he with the reputation of being annoying on msn. I found out that it was quite amusing chatting with him. Below is some exerpts of the contents on the converstaion.


Senior A says:
you what major har?
Senior A says:
me acturial science
WYarn says:
ooo
Senior A says:
actuarial
Senior A says:
you?
WYarn says:
applied linguistics
Senior A says:
applied science?
WYarn says:
linguistics
Senior A says:
does jpa specify to so specific meh?
Senior A says:
my batch no wo........
WYarn says:
we r the pioneers
WYarn says:
n my dream school is UCLA
Senior A says:
hahaha
Senior A says:
good
Senior A says:
achievable
WYarn says:
u
Senior A says:
michigan ann arbor..........as usual
Senior A says:
haha
Senior A says:
wisconsin madison
Senior A says:
used to dream of penn
Senior Asays:but knew that it's impossible



Now, that's the first part. Applied linguistics? UCLA? Those in ENL 101 7A and 7B will know what I am talking about.



Senior A says:
you are frm sarawak?
Senior A says:
the burung either frm sabah or srwk only
Senior A says:
forget which one liao
WYarn says:
yes
WYarn says:
im from ulu rajang
Senior A says:
never heard before
Senior A says:
me frm penang
WYarn says:
need plane to reach my home from kuching
WYarn says:
5 hours



Hello? 5 hours? I could reach Japan already. But he still doesn't realise what was going on.



WYarn says:
in front of my house got a river
WYarn says:
sungai rajang
Senior A says:
icic
WYarn says:
heard of that
Senior A says:
o realy?
Senior A says:
the longest river ke?
WYarn says:
its near the kalimantan border
WYarn says:
yep
Senior A says:
yer.........
WYarn says:
2 hours to reach indon
Senior A says:
then you ma drink water there lo............
WYarn says:
ya la
Senior A says:
stay in treehouses lo
WYarn says:
no
Senior A says:
and running here and there naked al the time lo
WYarn says:
we got airport la
Senior A says:
tribal life ma
WYarn says:
how to stay in treehouses
WYarn says:
its the main transit centre from indon to sarawak
Senior Asays:
yala yala
WYarn says:
yea
Senior A says:
srwk ppl always veli proufd of their state one
Senior A says:
my roomate also
Senior A says:
always say the food veli nice
Senior A says:
ppl very nice
Senior A says:
all very nice
WYarn says:
yea ppl very nice
WYarn says:
u can come one day
Senior A says:
as if it is the nicest state
WYarn says:
u should c the airport
Senior A says:
hahaha
Senior A says:
penanag got penang international airport also ma



Now I'm starting to think, this guy definitely did not live up to his reputation.



WYarn says:
what uni r u planning to enter
Senior A says:
why ask me?
Senior A says:
different la girl
Senior A says:
assume that you are a female
Senior A says:
you male or female har?
WYarn says:
u think le
Senior Asays:
le?
Senior A says:
what is le?
WYarn says:
le is le lo
Senior A says:
me is female le
WYarn says:
very funny
Senior Asays:
...........
Senior A says:
you are asking who is christine
WYarn says:
yea
Senior A says:
so you must be a male liao
Senior A says:
because male will ask who is the female
Senior A says:
cristine=female ma
Senior A says:
maka you ialah -female=male lo
Senior Asays:
math
WYarn says:
what kind of theorem is tat
WYarn says:
Senior A theorem
Senior A says:
......



1st Conclusion made: Seems like my conclusion has brought up some controversy. I'd better keep it to myself.


Senior A says:
pointless la
Senior A says:
i dunno your name
Senior A says:
i dunno your sex
WYarn says:
i know urs
Senior A says:
..........
Senior A says:
go die pls
WYarn says:
thats very difficult at this moment

Senior A says:
ucla will lose a bright stuDent like you
WYarn says:
there r onli 20 ppl taking applied linguistics
WYarn says:
go ask la
WYarn says:
its easy to find
Senior A says:
.......
Senior A says:
asking
WYarn says:
who r u asking
Senior A says:
my source
WYarn says:
n who's ur source
WYarn says:
u havent tell me y u added me

Senior A says:
the source is like my source of energy
WYarn says:
i noe
Senior A says:
he is like sun and i am like earth
WYarn says:
then let me share the energy
Senior Asays:
..........
Senior A says:
cannot
Senior Asays:
a while more
Senior A says:
wait har
Senior A says:
besiDEs me.........
Senior A says:
ave you encountered any senior before?
Senior A says:
in msn
WYarn says:
nope
WYarn says:
u r the first
WYarn says:
n perhaps the last
Senior A says:
........
Senior A says:
because you are going to heed my advice and go die right?
WYarn says:
nope
WYarn says:
cause it is quite pointless
WYarn says:
u havent give me ur credit card no.
Senior A says:
me also feel pointless
Senior A says:
but if you have any question regarding credits in inti or SAt of TOEFL or uni application................ask me la
Senior Asays:
have to go out liao
WYarn says:
okie
WYarn says:
bye
WYarn says:
nice to chat with u
Senior A says:
me not nice to chat wif you wo........
WYarn says:
i get the clue
WYarn says:
i shall b disturbing u quite often in the next few days
Senior A says:
.........



2nd conclusion: MSN is dangerous...You never know who is tricking you.



Yea...I can't get why he couldn't infer my gender...

PS. Anyone who read this, DO NOT ever tell this person or any seniors from block A!!!
And sorry to those who are offended in some way.