Attention! Conversation of the year!

Recently, an unknown senior added me, he with the reputation of being annoying on msn. I found out that it was quite amusing chatting with him. Below is some exerpts of the contents on the converstaion.


Senior A says:
you what major har?
Senior A says:
me acturial science
WYarn says:
ooo
Senior A says:
actuarial
Senior A says:
you?
WYarn says:
applied linguistics
Senior A says:
applied science?
WYarn says:
linguistics
Senior A says:
does jpa specify to so specific meh?
Senior A says:
my batch no wo........
WYarn says:
we r the pioneers
WYarn says:
n my dream school is UCLA
Senior A says:
hahaha
Senior A says:
good
Senior A says:
achievable
WYarn says:
u
Senior A says:
michigan ann arbor..........as usual
Senior A says:
haha
Senior A says:
wisconsin madison
Senior A says:
used to dream of penn
Senior Asays:but knew that it's impossible



Now, that's the first part. Applied linguistics? UCLA? Those in ENL 101 7A and 7B will know what I am talking about.



Senior A says:
you are frm sarawak?
Senior A says:
the burung either frm sabah or srwk only
Senior A says:
forget which one liao
WYarn says:
yes
WYarn says:
im from ulu rajang
Senior A says:
never heard before
Senior A says:
me frm penang
WYarn says:
need plane to reach my home from kuching
WYarn says:
5 hours



Hello? 5 hours? I could reach Japan already. But he still doesn't realise what was going on.



WYarn says:
in front of my house got a river
WYarn says:
sungai rajang
Senior A says:
icic
WYarn says:
heard of that
Senior A says:
o realy?
Senior A says:
the longest river ke?
WYarn says:
its near the kalimantan border
WYarn says:
yep
Senior A says:
yer.........
WYarn says:
2 hours to reach indon
Senior A says:
then you ma drink water there lo............
WYarn says:
ya la
Senior A says:
stay in treehouses lo
WYarn says:
no
Senior A says:
and running here and there naked al the time lo
WYarn says:
we got airport la
Senior A says:
tribal life ma
WYarn says:
how to stay in treehouses
WYarn says:
its the main transit centre from indon to sarawak
Senior Asays:
yala yala
WYarn says:
yea
Senior A says:
srwk ppl always veli proufd of their state one
Senior A says:
my roomate also
Senior A says:
always say the food veli nice
Senior A says:
ppl very nice
Senior A says:
all very nice
WYarn says:
yea ppl very nice
WYarn says:
u can come one day
Senior A says:
as if it is the nicest state
WYarn says:
u should c the airport
Senior A says:
hahaha
Senior A says:
penanag got penang international airport also ma



Now I'm starting to think, this guy definitely did not live up to his reputation.



WYarn says:
what uni r u planning to enter
Senior A says:
why ask me?
Senior A says:
different la girl
Senior A says:
assume that you are a female
Senior A says:
you male or female har?
WYarn says:
u think le
Senior Asays:
le?
Senior A says:
what is le?
WYarn says:
le is le lo
Senior A says:
me is female le
WYarn says:
very funny
Senior Asays:
...........
Senior A says:
you are asking who is christine
WYarn says:
yea
Senior A says:
so you must be a male liao
Senior A says:
because male will ask who is the female
Senior A says:
cristine=female ma
Senior A says:
maka you ialah -female=male lo
Senior Asays:
math
WYarn says:
what kind of theorem is tat
WYarn says:
Senior A theorem
Senior A says:
......



1st Conclusion made: Seems like my conclusion has brought up some controversy. I'd better keep it to myself.


Senior A says:
pointless la
Senior A says:
i dunno your name
Senior A says:
i dunno your sex
WYarn says:
i know urs
Senior A says:
..........
Senior A says:
go die pls
WYarn says:
thats very difficult at this moment

Senior A says:
ucla will lose a bright stuDent like you
WYarn says:
there r onli 20 ppl taking applied linguistics
WYarn says:
go ask la
WYarn says:
its easy to find
Senior A says:
.......
Senior A says:
asking
WYarn says:
who r u asking
Senior A says:
my source
WYarn says:
n who's ur source
WYarn says:
u havent tell me y u added me

Senior A says:
the source is like my source of energy
WYarn says:
i noe
Senior A says:
he is like sun and i am like earth
WYarn says:
then let me share the energy
Senior Asays:
..........
Senior A says:
cannot
Senior Asays:
a while more
Senior A says:
wait har
Senior A says:
besiDEs me.........
Senior A says:
ave you encountered any senior before?
Senior A says:
in msn
WYarn says:
nope
WYarn says:
u r the first
WYarn says:
n perhaps the last
Senior A says:
........
Senior A says:
because you are going to heed my advice and go die right?
WYarn says:
nope
WYarn says:
cause it is quite pointless
WYarn says:
u havent give me ur credit card no.
Senior A says:
me also feel pointless
Senior A says:
but if you have any question regarding credits in inti or SAt of TOEFL or uni application................ask me la
Senior Asays:
have to go out liao
WYarn says:
okie
WYarn says:
bye
WYarn says:
nice to chat with u
Senior A says:
me not nice to chat wif you wo........
WYarn says:
i get the clue
WYarn says:
i shall b disturbing u quite often in the next few days
Senior A says:
.........



2nd conclusion: MSN is dangerous...You never know who is tricking you.



Yea...I can't get why he couldn't infer my gender...

PS. Anyone who read this, DO NOT ever tell this person or any seniors from block A!!!
And sorry to those who are offended in some way.